STUART: "I AM NOT A COOK, EH...CROOK"

Marth Stewart stood defiantly outside a federal courthouse in New York today where she had just been found guilty on all four counts and proclaimed: "I am not a cook!". Shares of Martha Stewart Living immediately nose-dived, but returned to previous levels once Stewart corrected her statement saying that in fact she was not "a crook". Stewart vowed to appeal the juries decision and wondered aloud whether she should have slipped the jury some 'homemade marzapan cookies'.

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