HAMAS LEADERSHIP LOOKING FOR VOLUNTEERS

Following the assassination of Abdel Aziz Rantisi, the second Hamas leader to be killed by an Israeli missile strike in under one month, the Islamic Palestinian terrorist organization has cast a wide net looking for volunteers for newly opened leadership positions. So far, however, the response has been lackluster, with prospective candidates citing high job 'turnover' as the number one reason for a general lack of interest. Other negative factors include poor medical benefits, high insurance premiums, and the requirement to generally appear unshowered. In a sign of just how desperate the situation has become, a Hamas spokesman acknowledged that it would begin running several employment ads for leadership positions on the Gaza Craigslist.

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