NEW 'APPRENTICE' PINK-SLIPPED; JOB TO BE OUT-SOURCED

After getting the nod, and a electric blue sports car, and partying all night long with his new boss, 'Apprentice' winner Bill Rancic showed up for his first day of work only to find an unexpected surprise -- he'd been pink slipped already. Rancic's new job, to oversee the new Trump International Hotel And Tower in Chicago, had been outsourced to India -- to one Raj Gupta, in particular, 23-year-old business wunderkind from Hyderbad. "I'm quite sorry for him, actually," said Gupta, smoking a cigar purchased from Rancic's online company, "but that's life. Perhaps he should try out for 'Survivor'?" Rancic was not reachable buy phone, but a voice message said he might be found in person at the local unemployment office.

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