STERN CALLS FCC INDECENCY FINE 'COCKWASH'

Howard Stern responded to the indecency fines levied by the FCC against Clear Channel Communications for comments made during his show by calling them 'cockwash', 'cheesier than smegma', and 'analy unsound'. The shock jock, who was subsequently dropped by the radio conglomerate, says he is a victim of a 'witch-hunt' directed by the Bush administration, but that he refuses to give in and will always fight for the rights of the moronic, the skanky, and the horny.

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