US GENERAL: AL-SADR GONNA BE 'AL-SORRY'

The US General commanding forces which currently surround renegade Shiite cleric Muqtada Al-Sadr now holed up in Najaf told reporters today that Al-Sadr is gonna be 'Al-fuckin'-sorry' that he kicked up such an 'al-fuckin' fuss' and that US troops are fully prepared to deliver an al-ass-kicking as soon as they get the order. Asked whether he was concerned about entering a religious holy city, the General simply smiled/replied. "We're gonna make it a lot holier".

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