APRIL JOBS REPORT: NEW OPENINGS FOR PRISON GUARDS

US employment surged for a second straight month during April as the Labor Department reported a significant amount of new openings in the "Prison Guards Needed For Iraq" category. The report
was a boost to the Bush administration, which touted it's Iraqi Invasion as a key driver in turning the economy around. In addition to the surprisingly robust job growth, the unemployment rate dipped to 5.6% as casualties in Iraq reduced the overall work force.

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