PARIS HILTON FOR PRESIDENT

Op-Ed-Op: America stands at a crossroads, facing uncertain long-term economic prospects and an unending war on terror. Poised to grapple with these gloomy prospects are the decidedly mediocre candidates of the mainstream parties -- Republican George W. Bush and Democrat John Kerry. America, however, needs more than these men can offer. Frankly, it needs someone...who can keep the party going! Someone who can still look good when everything around them appears pretty nasty. Someone who can take a good public shtooping...and keep on smiling. Forget about George W. Bush and John Kerry. Antimatter is proud to endorse Paris Hilton for President of the United States! Paris Hilton For President. Fun. Fashion. Fellatio.