RUMSFELD STRIPPED NAKED DURING TOUR OF ABU GHRAIB

Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld ventured Thursday to the detention center where the mistreatment of Iraqi prisoners occurred, only to be stripped naked and forced to pose in compromising positions by a group of over-zealous US military policemen on the nightshift. Photographs taken during the incident showed guards smiling and pointing to Rumsfeld as he is forced to wear Dick Cheney's underwear and simulate mile-high sex with the visiting Chairman of the Joint Chiefs Of Staff and Air Force General Richard Myers, who was also briefly detained.

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