100-ACRE LOS ALAMOS NUCLEAR WEAPONS LAB MISPLACED; FBI INVESTIGATING

The Federal Bureau Of Investigation has begun a probe into security lapses resulting in the disappearance of the complete Los Alamos National Laboratory, one of America's two nuclear weapons research facilities. The lab's director called in the FBI on Friday after arriving early in the morning for work only to find the 100-acre laboratory missing. While the investigation is ongoing, sources inside point to lax security compliance by the staff as the culprit.

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