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April 25, 2006
BIN LADEN EMERGES FROM HOLE; TEN MORE WEEKS OF WINTER
Osama bin Laden emerged from isolation to issue new threats against the West, causing CIA meteorologists to speculate that there would be at least ten more weeks of winter. Punxsutawney Phil, a consultant to Antimatter News, was unavailable for comment.
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April 25, 2006 in Outside Politics | Permalink
