GOD BACKS HUCKABEE; DEVIL STILL UNDECIDED

In a question and answer session at Liberty University, Mike Huckabee, candidate for the Republican nomination, declared that God was behind the recent surge in his poll numbers.  The announcement sent remaining candidates scrambling for endorsements from other supernatural and mythological entities.  Hillary Clinton quickly followed by announcing she had just received the backing of 'Mother Earth', while Fred Thompson dispatched representatives to the North Pole to negotiate for the support of Santa Claus.  When Barack Obama was asked which omnipotent power he was pursuing, he simply smiled and said "I already have Oprah." 

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